tag dari su..

huhu sbb pjg sgt lama sket la nk jwb tag nih..

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)
once u've been tagged must do! =)
happy reading! =D

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: cute ker?? hahha

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome:
YR: really???

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: no.. I don't think so

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR:that's good..

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: hahaha.. really don no who u r...

If an annoying hot woman/man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: waw.. awesome

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: nothing.. kagum dgn ciptaan Allah..

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: if that so.. ok..

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: materialistic

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: try..

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: ...........

2) May I have your cell phone? please please please?
YR: no thanks

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: sorry..

4) What do you like about me?
YR: hmmm..

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: y u need i to lie??

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: ???

2) You smell like shit!
YR: how dare u...

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: u r not suppose to say that.. All Allah creature are beautiful..

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: try it if u can..

If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: but i dont like u..

2) I know you still love me!
YR: of course not!

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: i can't..

4) Please call me...
YR: meee..

5) The break up hurt me so much..
YR:sorry..

If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: thanks.. =)

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've Changed!
YR:hmm.. changed to wat??

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: that's good..

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: i'll be rite back

I'm tagging
1. jajai
2. abg mahzan
3. kak dayah
4. kak emed